RADBRO MERCH
Radbro Plushie
Desk sentinel of the webring. Soft enough to hug, based enough to judge your bag. Whispers "check the chain" when you start coping.
Radcat Plushie
Frog-infused radcat energy in plush form. For late-night scheming, gym PR visualization, and staring contests with the void.
Check The Chain Tee
Public service announcement. When someone says 'is it real?' you point to the shirt. On-chain or it didn't happen.
Rad Sick Ordinal Tee
Ordinals-pilled, proof-of-work brained. Looks like it got inscribed at block 840000 and never looked back.
Beanie Radcat
Keep the head warm, keep the takes cold. Winterized radcat for pavement-prowling.
Are We Still Friends Tee
Group chat energy after you dumped the top and bought back higher. Ask the only question that matters—and mean it.
Radcat Gym Hoodie
For bros who count sets and sats. Heavy cotton, heavier conviction.
Schizoposter Mouse Pad
Surface area for conspiracies and crosshairs. Tracks your aim and your tinfoil arcs.
Radbro Classic Hoodie
The default skin. Black, clean, quietly menacing. Say less, radiate more.
Rad Dog Tee
Dog/cat détente on a cotton battlefield. Peace was never an option—but the drip is.
MORE RAD MERCH COMING SOON
this shit is actually so fire wtf